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  • If I had a Million Dollars – Parody

    If I had a Million Dollars – Parody

    If I had a Million Dollars

    Sung to the Tune of “If I had a Million Dollars” by The Barenaked Ladies

     

    If I had a million dollars

    (If I had a million dollars)

     

    Well, I’d buy you a farm

    (I would buy you a farm)

     

    And if I had a million dollars

    (If I had a million dollars)

    I’d buy you equipment for your farm

    Maybe a SeedHawk or a ConservaPak

     

    And if I had a million dollars

    (If I had a million dollars)

    Well, I’d buy you a K-Hart

    A nice no-till disk opener

    And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy hybrid seed

     

    If I had a million dollars

    I’d build a tender truck for our farm

    (If I had a million dollars)

    You could help

    You wouldn’t do no harm

     

    If I had a million dollars

    Maybe we could put a three inch pump

    In there somewhere

    We could just go there and fill up sprayers

    Like go on the deck and stuff

    And there’d all be totes and adjuvants laid out for us

    Like little solu-packs and things

    DuPont has solu-pack Group 2s

    But Dow doesn’t have dry Frontline

    Well, can you blame them?

    Yeah!

     

    If I had a million dollars

    (If I had a million dollars)

    Well, I’d buy you a sprayer

    But not a Gregson sprayer, that’s cruel

     

    And if I had a million dollars

    (If I had a million dollars)

    Well, I’d buy you a low-drift tip

    Yep, like an AirMix or a Wilger

     

    And if I had a million dollars

    (If I had a million dollars)

    Well, I’d buy you special fertilizers

    All them crazy micronutrient claims

     

    And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your leftover Score

    (If I had a million dollars)

    We wouldn’t have to walk to the store

    If I had a million dollars

    We’d take the Peterbilt, ’cause it costs more

     

    If I had a million dollars

    We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner

    But we never did

    Of course we didn’t, we had home cooking

    And real gravy, not ketchup

    That’s right, real gravy made from drippings

     

    If I had a million dollars

    (If I had a million dollars)

    Well, I’d buy you a used sprayer

    But not a SpraCoupe sprayer, that’s cruel

     

    And if I had a million dollars

    (If I had a million dollars)

    Well, I’d buy you a drone

    A Phantom, or AgEagle

     

    If I had a million dollars

    (If I had a million dollars)

    Well, I’d buy you a GrainVac

    Haven’t you always wanted a GrainVac?

     

    If I had a million dollars

    I’d stop your drift

    If I had a million dollars

    If I had a million dollars

    If I had a million dollars

    If I had a million dollars

    If I had a million dollars

    I would farm!

  • Exploding Sprayer Myths (ep.11): Drift

    Exploding Sprayer Myths (ep.11): Drift

    This video won the Gold 2019 Canadian Farm Writers Federation’s Jack McPherson Award for Electronic Media. This award is for the best video, news story or feature broadcast by a Canadian medium less than 15 minutes in length on an agricultural topic. We’d like to thank Jason Strove, Bern Tobin and the whole team at RealAgriculture for helping to bring Exploding Sprayer Myths to life.

    Welcome to season four of Exploding Sprayer Myths, featuring a new opening sequence and a special guest star. Have fun accidentally learning about reducing pesticide drift as we poke fun at Canadian and Australian stereotypes. If you’re unfamiliar with the McKenzie Brothers and the Great-White North, then be sure to educate yourself here before you take off, eh?

    Beauty.

    Thanks to Mary O’Brien (@SprayDriftGirl) and the Simcoe Research Station.

  • Pesticide Drift and Communication

    Pesticide Drift and Communication

    When it comes to information about mitigating pesticide drift, it’s plentiful and easily accessed. I have an archive of >30 articles written by Ontario Ministry of Agriculture staff spanning 1999 to present day. Many are on this website. In fact, there’s so much good information out there (see BeDriftAware) it feels like there’s nothing left to say. As a connoisseur (and author) of such materials, I’ve noticed they can be grouped into four common themes – see if you recognize any:

    • The Carrot: These articles describe the benefits of reduced drift, like solid neighbourly relations, reduced environmental impact, saving money in wasted pesticide and improved spray coverage.
    • The Stick: These articles feature insurance adjusters or regulators providing statistics from case studies on the financial, legal, and insurance impacts of drift. Not to mention the time it takes to deal with these issues.
    • The Heart: Many articles describe the frustration and emotional impact from the driftee’s perspective. Others chronicle the conflict, irritation and personal insult that come from being accused of drifting.
    • The Facts: Here we have technical specialists laying out math, such as weather models describing spray behaviour, buffer zones and drift reduction technologies like nozzles, shrouds and sprayer calibration.

    Beyond the written word there are also videos, PowerPoint presentations, workshops or demonstrations, government fact sheets, marketing brochures, social media content and smartphone apps. And yet, every May-July, the drift complaints seem to roll in regardless. For those that ask “why?” here are a few possible reasons:

    Why drift happens

    • Maybe the sprayer operator is pressed for time and chooses to ignore best practices in an effort to catch up. Haste can lead to mistakes.
    • Perhaps the sprayer operator is new and inexperienced, or falls into that small demographic without ready access to educational resources like ag meetings or the internet.
    • Maybe the operator is a veteran lulled into false security having successfully sprayed so many acres, for so many hours, for so many years. Why be so diligent when nothing bad ever seems to happen? Bad logic, but not uncommon.
    • Maybe the problem stemmed from poor communication. Perhaps the land is rented by one person, to a farmer that isn’t there, who has their fields sprayed by custom applicators, who don’t know what’s around the field.
    • Or, perhaps, even the best-intentioned sprayer operator can have bad luck.

    Where can drift take place?

    Agricultural spray (i.e. field crop or horticulture) has the potential to move between operations, or onto residential areas, or sensitive environmental areas. A single operation can even drift an incompatible chemistry onto itself. There are also residential applications (e.g. lawn care) that can negatively affect neighbours. Industrial applications such as roadside sprays can drift to agricultural or residential. Even organic operations spray products that can move outside the treatment area if conditions allow.

    It is important to recognize that every single spray application has the potential for off-target movement. That’s why it’s so important to know what and who is around the treated area.

    Communication helps

    Communication between neighbours can make a big difference, both in preventing drift damage and resolving matters should an incident occur. Here are two perspectives on the same chemical trespass incident. In the first, the parties do not know, and do not care to know, one another. In the second, the parties have communicated previously. Which scenario will be easier to resolve?

    1. A “field cropper that drives 20 miles per hour in high winds” is contacted by a MECP officer on behalf of a “vegetable grower that’s always complaining about spraying”. Accusations and defensiveness between the two parties escalate until they prevent them from speaking directly. Specialists, adjusters, and the officer find themselves acting as mediators. The process is slow and likely headed for court.
    2. Sarah knocks on Kevin’s door and says there might be something wrong with her crop – can he come have a look? She has (rightfully) contacted the MECP to collect samples just in case, and Kevin has all his spray records so they can figure it out. They call in a crop consultant and she contacts a university specialist to solve the problem and prevent it happening again. They follow the crop to yield to determine the impact and agree on a settlement between them.

    Regarding Scenario 1, it’s not my intention to slander field croppers or horticulturalists; I have actually heard parties involved in highly emotional drift disputes describe one another this way. My intent is to point out that you cannot label an entire industry based on the actions of an individual. When parties see each other in this fashion they are unlikely to work together to resolve the problem. No one will be satisfied with the outcome.

    Regarding Scenario 2, I have observed that once each party has a face and a name, it’s so much easier to find solutions. It doesn’t mean someone wasn’t at fault or that compensation isn’t required, but the dialogue facilitates a faster, easier and less emotional outcome. Obviously, in the case of repeated or large-scale incidents, communication may not yield satisfactory results. I’m hopeful, but not naive.

    Opening a dialogue

    Communication can be initiated from either direction: An applicator can inform a residential neighbour or fellow farmer with sensitive crops when and what they intend to spray. Likewise, the neighbour or sensitive crop grower can reach out to the applicator to let them know they are there and that they are concerned.

    There’s no need to wait until there’s a problem. Both parties benefit from keeping one another informed about when sprays go on and the state of any sensitive crops. And, if there is an issue, both parties should begin documenting conditions and suspected damage as soon as possible and over time during the resolution.

    Penn State produced a great article about speaking about pesticides with neighbours.

    Final thoughts

    So, the core of this article isn’t how to prevent drift, or what to do if you suspect it. That’s all been said and I’ve listed a few resources for reference at the end. This article is about being aware of drift potential and about opening lines of communication between those that share borders.

    So follow the links below to learn more about what you can do to mitigate drift. Then, go introduce yourself to your neighbours. Bring a pie. Everyone loves pie.

    Resources

    • Article – This link includes four videos and a factsheet about what drift is, how to prevent it and what to do if you suspect it.
    • Article – This link includes a video and a factsheet about surface inversions and drift.
    • Article – Spraying in the wind.
    • Video – The time of day can affect drift potential.
    • Video – Spray quality (i.e. droplet size) and how it relates to drift.
    • Two articles (one and two) on reducing travel speed and employing other means of improving productivity.
    • Article – Drift-reducing nozzles.
    • Website – This is a link to BeDriftAware, a collection of resources and tools to encourage the use of best application practices by farmers and sprayer operators to reduce the possibility of spray drift.
  • What’s with dew? – Tips with Tom #9

    What’s with dew? – Tips with Tom #9

    When warm air is cooled, it loses some of its moisture-holding capabilities. This change often occurs at night, when plants (and other objects) cool. Once the temperature of the surface of the leaves, for example, drops below the dewpoint, it causes water to condense, forming the shiny dew that causes so many to question early morning spray applications.

    The question is often: will the spray run off the plant or will it get so diluted that it doesn’t work anymore?

    In a dew chamber, work has shown that large spray droplets are more likely to run off a plant saturated with dew than their smaller counterparts. However, similar work showed that spray efficacy was not altered by droplet size.

    Wolf discusses this work and the potential answer to the seemingly conflicting findings. Wolf also explains how grassy weeds compare to broadleaves, the role of surfactants, and what to consider when making the decision to spray through dew or not.

  • Exploding Sprayer Myths (ep.10): Airblast Coverage

    Exploding Sprayer Myths (ep.10): Airblast Coverage

    Here in Episode 10 of Exploding Sprayer Myths we’ve coaxed @Nozzle_Guy back into the orchard. This is part two of a two-part mini series on airblast calibration. In Episode 9 we talked about air settings and travel speed, and now we’re tackling nozzling and coverage.

    But here’s the twist: Rather than use spray math to determine the required nozzles to achieve ideal coverage, we do it backwards. This process uses ideal coverage to determine nozzles and finishes with sprayer math.

    Confused? Watch the video and this surprisingly simple and versatile approach will become clear. See if you catch the subtle visual joke about “coverage” realize that to pull this off, we had to film it backwards.

    Special thanks to the @RealAgriculture team, the Simcoe Research Station and Don Murdoch.